I made a flow chart to help people decide what sort of philosopher they want to be. Start at the blue box, end at one of the red boxes. Hope it helps! pic.twitter.com/oeEGwuhadN
— Liam Bright (@lastpositivist) December 23, 2020
What got me through that period was conceiving the history of philosophy as a kind of ass-fuck, or what amounts to the same thing, an immaculate conception. I imagined myself approaching an author from behind and giving him a child that would indeed be his but would nonetheless be monstrous.
You might find this funny - one of the words for 'crackpot' in Hindi-Urdu is 'aflatoon'. The word 'aflatoon' is actually the Arabicised name of Plato. People perceived Plato's ideas as so crackpot-ish that his name became a synonym of crackpot in those languages. Most Hindi-Urdu speakers are unaware of the etymology so if you go to India/Pakistan and call someone 'aflatun' they will just hear 'crackpot'.
The Buddha always told his disciples not to waste their time and energy in metaphysical speculation. Whenever he was asked a metaphysical question, he remained silent. Instead, he directed his disciples toward practical efforts.
Thich Nhat Hanh continued, “Questioned one day about the problem of the infinity of the world, the Buddha said, “Whether the world is finite or infinite, limited or unlimited, the problem of your liberation remains the same.” Another time he said, “Suppose a man is struck by a poisoned arrow and the doctor wishes to take out the arrow immediately. Suppose the man does not want the arrow removed until he knows who shot it, his age, his parents, and why he shot it. What would happen? If he were to wait until all these questions have been answered, the man might die first.” Life is so short. It must not be spent in endless metaphysical speculation that does not bring us any closer to the truth.”
However awkward the acknowledgment may be, there is no getting around the fact that philosophy, when apprehended within the Western tradition, is original sin. Between the tree of life and the tree of knowledge, it does not hesitate. Its name is indistinguishable from a lust for the forbidden. While burning philosophers is no longer socially acceptable, our canonical order of cultural prohibition—at its root—can only consider such punishment mandatory. Once philosophers are permitted to live, established civilization is over.